New Blog

So, my attempts at another year failed but my loyal readers must know I've started a new blog all about male chastity.

ChastityReview.blogspot.com/

I'll be importing some of my past reviews plus adding a whole lot more!

This site itself, while not being closed down all the way, will be archived and remain un-updated. Please change your bookmarks :)

Post #100

Well, sorry to disappoint but I had a weak moment (followed by almost daily weak moments since) and I've been drained of so much energy from work that I kinda gave up on the blog. So.... What's up?

Blog is down...

Sorry guys.

Want a free chastity belt/tube?

Some people have emailed and said it's not fair that I'm doing this whole "send me your chastity pictures" thing for the people without chastity belts. I totally understand that. Seriously. The economy and or your personal situation may prevent you from trying this. blah blah blah, skip to the point... if you want a free chastity (probably a cb-6000), let me know. I might be able to hook you up. I could do it in contest style, have people vote or let my chastity boys decide... I'm not sure yet.

If you have a masturbation/motivation problem and want to be considered for it, you need to follow these exact instructions:

1. On a piece of paper write "I have a problem" (preferably something like a permanent marker or something other than a pen so you can see it with a camera)
2. Jack off on said piece of paper.
3. Take a picture, seconds after cumming, of the paper with your dick in frame.
4. Email me the picture and a description of why you want to be considered for the device and what you plan on accomplishing (weight loss, save money, or just to stop masturbating so much)

I'll post it on my blog and you might just receive a device.

email is noyforayear -at- gmail.com

It's Curtis month!

He's got me till the end of the month... So, since he isn't getting me for a full month. I'm letting him become my platinum partner (i dunno what that is yet, im just making stuff up as I go along LOL) so he will get first dibs if I decide to give away anything and he can advise me on contests, things I can post on.... hell I'm thinking about sending him a key!

My chastity boys get special treatment!

He is trying to do a plan like mine starting at 1 month and going up. His masturbation is getting in the way with his work -giggles-. Seriously though, getting fired is no fun thing, I might be going through a layoff as my company just merged :( so I may be blogging from somewhere other than Little Rock... We'll see.

Anyway, apparently I inspire people and I find that really fucking cool. I don't like bragging but I love it when I hear these stories.

Congrats Curtis!

Random fun

So, trying to keep from thinking happy thoughts I had a moment to go through my site logs and see who was coming from where. I'm not a traffic whore who likes to get as many people to my blog as possible but I do feel happy when I see traffic.

I use a few tools, like you see on the left: feedjit, sitemeter and extremedm, to monitor how many people see my blog. Extremedm lets you monitor everything down to the type of browser you are using. Here are some interesting facts that I've learned so far:

I get 72 unique visitors per day.

I've had 54,000 unique visitors since launch (omg 54,000 people have seen my penis!)

Sundays are the most popular day to visit my site.

50.2% of the traffic to my blog is from the United States (56% North America)

33% of you are from Europe

I've had people as far away as the Falkland Islands visit

Over half of you still use IE while 34.47% smart people are using Firefox

2% of my visitors use Linux

There are still people out there who access my site using Windows 2000 (945), Windows ME (60), Windows 98 (745), Windows 95 (20), Windows 3.1 (1)

35 brave souls loaded my bloated non-smartphone optimized blog on their blackberries..

42 visitors are blind and their resolution is at 640x480

34 visitors must not like seeing pictures because they are set on 8bit screen colors

46.22% of my visitors stumble on my site via Google and 39.77% from Google Image Search... Almost 86% of my traffic comes from Google.

My top 5 keyword search results to hit this site are: chastity, masturbate, tube, belt, steelworxx

My #1 referrer to this site (at over 10%) is Altarboy.

I love random facts.

Funniest eBay chastity description ever

Here is his auction...

This auction is for: Me and my girlfriends conversation starter/personal toy..We have had this beast for several years and this has always been the talk of our swinger party. My other auction is for a male chastity belt.

However this one is a bit different..The reason I am selling for so much is because I am in need of some surgery and this cash can really be a life saver.. U can wear this armor and walk around your house messing with your kids like robocop..Or act like the terminator, who knows..Lets keep this short..This item is one of a kind and has some history behind it..Happy Bidding..

$15,000 to chase your kids around like Robocop... lol. Hope no one actually tries that! LOL